Given the Options...
...to eat a Five Guys burger for lunch every day or the "Texas Manhandler" sandwich from Famous Dave's (brisket and sausage) every day, I would... (remember, whichever sandwich you don't choose, you can't EVER have again).
Given the Options...
...to be stared at all the time by everyone or be completely ignored 50% of the time, I would...
Given the Options...
...to date either an exotic dancer or a porn star, I would...
Given the Options...
...for your car horn to go off at least once a minute at semi-random intervals or for Barbie Girl by Aqua to play every time you use your breaks,I would...
Given the Options...
...to be married to an olympic athlete, famous rock star or decorated war veteran, I would...
- ...we've used a bit of the money from all of my spouse's endorsements to put an addition on our house; need to store all these gold medals somewhere!
- ...a rocker as a spouse sounds like the stairway to heaven!
- ...my spouse could probably kill you with his/her thumb; and doesn't look bad in a uniform either!
Given the Options...
...to have advanced robotic eyes that give you a comprehensive HUD (Heads Up Display) and enhanced vision (think of Geordi La Forge) or synthetic ear implants that give you superhuman hearing (but aren't visible to others), I would take...
Given the Options...
...to throw myself from a moving car (~30mph) or a perfectly good airplane (with a parachute), I would...
Given the Options...
...to have to be reincarnated as a dog or a cat, I would...
Given the Options...
...to only be able to run everywhere backwards, or to fly by way of fart propulsion, I would...
Given the Options...
...to, during working hours (including lunch time), never leave your office chair or to have to skip everywhere you go, I would...
